Monday, February 4, 2013

FBI ARRESTS MALCOLM X'S 29 YEAR OLD GRANDSON

The Federal Bureau of Idiots refuse to provide the whereabouts of Malcolm Lateef Shabaz.  He was arrested/detained while traveling to a business conference in Tehran.  The conference is called, 'The 3rd Hollywoodism International Conference,'  which filmmakers, directors and actors attend.  This conference brings to light the issues of American media and scrutinizes the United States. Conference goers have accused America of having a 'dark-aggressive side,' and 'manipulating symbols to create violence and separation between people of all cultures.'  Hollywood has also been accused of 'inciting violence and promoting hatred,' between certain groups.' 

Of course the FBI would do anything to prohibit Malcolm's attendance.  We wouldn't wont any foreign alliances to sprout up now, would we?

Malcolm Lateef Shabaz made headlines as a defiant 12 year old who in 1997 set his grandmother's home ablaze as an act of rebellion.  The adolescent later made this statement to the New York Times:

After an argument with his mother, Quibilah Shabazz (Malcolm X's daughter)  sent her son to live with his grandmother.   In an attempt to return home, 12 year old Malcolm Lateef Shabazz explained to the New York Times, 'I set a fire in the hallway, and didn't think the whole thing through thoroughly, but she didn't have to run through that fire.  There was another way out of the house from her room.  I guess what she thought was I was stuck and she had to run and get me because it was in front of my room as well.  She ran through the fire.  I did not picture that happening, that she would do that.' Little Malcolm Shabazz told the New York Times.

Malcom Lateef Shabazz served 4 years in a juvenile prison facility and was released in 2001.  He now attends the John Jay College of Criminal Justice and is writing his memoirs.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation refuses to release any information on Malcolm Lateef Shabazz.  Should we be surprised?



Keyshia Cole, Michelle Williams, 'Is Always Fucking Up The Groove.'

The half time performance was lit with explosions lights, dancers, Kelly, Michelle and of course Beyonce's performance.

While most enjoyed the show there was at least one celebrity who took to twitter. Keyshia Cole's twitter page lit up when she made the comment,'Michelle is always fucking up.' Keyshia continued by tweeting,'"I think I was frightened to blink for a sec. Then Michell sung and woke my ass up from my daze! She always fuckN the groove up."

Many fans didn't take kindly to Keyshias comments and told her she was 'jealous' because nobody has ever asked her to perform at a huge national event. One fan tweeted, 'Hey Keyshia, your moms a crackhead and your sister is a baby making machine who can't read past a 4th grade level.'

Months ago Keyshia was in an uproar when alleged pics of her in an orally compromising position were floating around the web. It was later verified that the picture was not of Keyshia, but that of a young fan. Keyshia released a statement saying she's a mother and wife and would never disrespect herself or her family.

Perhaps Keyshia should think about her status as a celebrity and a woman before throwing shade on another celeb.

Should Keyshia have went in on Michelle by bashing her performance? You tell me.

Lil Boosie: The Rapper With The 'Wackest' Hair Cut, To Be Released From Angola Prison?

The Louisiana native known as 'Lil Boosie,' was set be released from prison by February 14th of 2013.  However, his attorneys now estimate his release date to be the summer of 2014.

 Torrence Hatch (Lil Boosie) was previously serving four years in prison for a parole violation on a drug charge. After being found 'not guilty' of murder for an incident which occurred in 2009, Boosie 'BadAss,' managed to catch an 8 year drug charge of which he has served 19 months.

Boosie's attorneys say that a 'inmate informant'  offered Boosie syrup  and 'set him up' knowing that he had a drug problem.   Although Boosie plead guilty to the 'new drug charge' his attorneys argued before a jury that Boosie was 'set up' and plead to the plea deal 'under duress.'  Guess what?  The jury believed Boosie 'Badass' causing his plea deal to be over turned.

Lil Boosie say's his music is better than even and he's written over 500 songs.  (Wonder if any of them have the word 'Ratchet' in them).

Who knows his real release date?  Probably only Boosie BadAss